So off we go camping.
Now I’ve camped for the majority of my life, in a trailer, with a bathroom and a shower, you get the picture. So when Jen says “let’s go camping” I’m slightly nervous. I’ve never pitched a tent let alone cooked outside on a little grill. But I’m game, if it makes her happy.
It’s also going to be the first time that I meet her sister Rue and her husband. Now, Maria and Rich will also be there and for those of you who have read the previous posts you’ll know that my first meeting with Maria didn’t exactly end well. But Rich, her husband, was a good egg and we got along really well so it won’t be that bad. We get there and Maria and Rich are already there and camp is pretty much set up. They have a fire going and we are only a short walk up the path to the bathroom. We get there and go walking around checking out the campground. It’s actually owned by Rue’s husband's family so it’s not costing anything for the campsite.
We start to pitch the tent, it’s Jen’s and she’s used it before so she knows what she’s doing. I basically stand back and get the hell out of the way.
In no time our temporary love nest is put together. We throw our stuff in and head over by the fire for snacks and beer. Rue and her husband finally arrive and set up their tent. All is going well. We sat around for hours just talking and drinking. Rich manned the grill for the weekend, preparing dinner that night and breakfast the next morning. We had burgers and hot dogs, nothing major but it was a lot of fun.
At one point Rich is telling a story and looking right at me. Jen's hands start to wander-right down the top of my shirt and grabbed my boob. He just stopped talking and lost his train of thought! Jen and I decide to take a walk out to this large field that we walked out to earlier in the day just to look at the moon and for the first time in my life I saw a shooting star, very cool. We head back over to the campsite. It’s been a long day and I’m exhausted so I decide to go to bed.
For some reason the fact that I can’t keep up with Jen’s family of drinkers is the butt of many jokes. So be it, I head to bed. An hour or two later Jen decides it time to turn in. I know the fire is still going but all the girls have headed to bed. A short time later I hear Rich gently asking Maria where she put the rum, that he wasn’t mad that she hid it but could she just tell him where the rest of it is. She says that she didn’t do anything with it…he drank it.
Oh, well…time for him and Chris to go exploring…at 2am. Not too long after I hear them stumble back to camp. Rue and Chris’s tent was next to ours and I hear him very loudly proclaim…”baby, I licked a bullfrog’s ass!"
Oh my god, are you kidding me….shut up and go to sleep!!
It’s about 4am now and I feel Jen shaking me awake. “What’s the matter?”, I ask.
She goes “I have to go to the bathroom”.
"Ok, then go" I tell her.
She goes "I can’t, I hear a coyote outside."
I said "I don’t hear anything"
She goes…"shhhhh…listen"….
Ok, so I listen and what do I hear…..cockadoodledoooooo. "That’s not a coyote, that’s a rooster!!!!!! Go to the bathroom or go squat out by the Durango for all I care, but I am not walking you to the bathroom!"
Next morning. I want to fool around and the look of horror comes over Jen’s face. She goes..”Um..what are you doing?"
I’m like "what does it look like I’m doing."
She goes, “there’s no sex when we camp”
Oh really, says who?….We start to kiss and down her booty shorts I go. Now being quiet is not a skill my girlfriend has mastered but she did a good job that morning. We walked out of the tent with those dirty little smirks on our faces, the one that tells everyone what you just did. Can’t deny it…can’t keep my hands off of her.
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